Inna di bus In-inna di Wait deh How da bus ya so ram? Ha, my God! Lawd have mercy! Boy, I can't tek it no more Mi seh, mi shout Inna di bus, inna di bus Ah hah Inna di bus, dem a kick up rumpus Yes! Inna di bus, inna di bus Ah hah Inna di bus, dem a fight and a fuss Mi hear a one stop: Driver! Lef' mi bag Wow, Mister gee, your arm smell bad Hey, likkle bwoy deh inna di blue tag, tek your foot off of mi corn before mi get mad Now the 'ductor deh come down with di money bag A shout: Fares, please! Till him tour toll tired Hear a gyal bawl out: Only 10 cent mi have Hear a man up a di front: You know me just get rob Di 'ductor say: What! Di mini bus stop Di 'ductor hol' di man and gi' di man couple slap Fling him outta di bus, drop him pon him neck back Everybody find bus fare quick after that Weh? Inna di bus, inna di bus Ah hah Inna di bus, dem a kick up rumpus Yes! Inna di bus, inna di bus Ah hah Inna di bus, dem a fight and a fuss Mi tek a mini van 'round, nine o-clock Fi check one a mi girlfriend weh live a Kencot When mi go inna di bus, mi say: Lawd mi feel hot! Mi cuss bad word di way di mini bus pack Mi hear a gyal bawl out: Lawd, a wha' dat? You know she see a chink pon a man shirt back She run go tek it off, di man say: Put it back! Unuh want everything unuh see black man got! Weh? Inna di bus, inna di bus Ah hah Inna di bus, dem a kick up rumpus Yes! Inna di bus, inna di bus Ah hah Inna di bus, dem a fight and a fuss When I was a likkle youth in 1971 I never used to know about no transit van No big Corsica bus, nor no quarter million A just inna one day dem come inna auction Di bus dem weh mi know was Penn Overland Now a dem deh di son enter price Mark van Mi know jolly bus, mi know jolly John And some likkle short one we used to call patty-pan Dem deh time bus fare di cheap like a sham 2 cent fi likkle bwoy, 10 cent fi man Old people never fret when di bus dem ram Man get up outta seat and give old woman But di nowadays youth dem get outta hand About old people dem don't care a damn Just cut your eye inna any mini van It look like say old people join walk-a-thon Fi mi one teeth granny, she 'tand up like she strong Deh rock two side like a fat man old van She cyan take di vibes and di sensation Every brake di van do, she itch up pon a young man Weh? Inna di bus, inna di bus Ah hah Inna di bus, dem a kick up rumpus Yes! Inna di bus, inna di bus Ah hah Inna di bus, dem a fight and a fuss Mi hear a one stop: Driver! Lef' mi bag Wow Mister gee, your arm smell bad Hey likkle bwoy deh inna di blue tag, tek your foot off of mi corn before mi get mad Now the 'ductor deh come down with di money bag Ah, ah shout fares, please! , till him tour toll tired Hear a gyal bawl out: Only 10 cent mi have Hear a man up a di front: You know me just get rob Di 'ductor say: What! Di mini bus stop Di 'ductor hol' di man and gi' di man couple slap Fling him outta di bus, drop him pon him neck back Everybody find bus fare quick after that Weh? Inna di bus, inna di bus Ah hah Inna di bus, dem a kick up rumpus Yes! Inna di bus, inna di bus Ah hah Inna di bus, dem a fight and a fuss Mi tek a mini van a come from Manchester Mi sight General Trees and a passenger a sing Mini bus people control Jamaica, one driver a dozen conductor So, mi hear sittin lick: Boof! , pon di bumper So mi, shoob out mi head look through di window When mi look a ram goat lay down 'round di corner Well it's a good thing Professor Nuts nuh lef' him dagger Mi just! Bat mi knife, drop di liver Mi gi' a old man and say: Gi' your daughter! Him say: Oh! Weh mi fi give mi daughter fah? Mi say cool old man, listen da song ya Ram goat liver good fi make mannish water Gi' her inna plate, nuh gi' her inna saucer