2006, my sophomore year Moved back to Mississippi‚ made a few friends since I’ve been here I guess it’s not that bad? The Sun’s going down‚ it’s getting too dark to skate JT’s gotta leave‚ their partner says they’ve been out too late I hope I’m never whipped like that? Well I actually just got dumped and I’m looking to pass This self-pathetic-loathing off to anyone brave enough to ask just how I am So let’s go to the country club and steal a few bricks of beer There’s an old abandoned mansion, I hear the owner just died last year Let’s invite a couple friends and get slammed 'Cause there’s not much else to do Unless it involves wedding bells or Harry Potter spells 100 degrees outside by noon, and I’m not going out in that I’ll just watch Martin re-runs back to back Wait for the Sun to go down 5: 30AM‚ debating going to school Who invited JR last night? He wouldn’t shut up about some band called Tool And how we just don’t get it Now it’s 10, and I’m making my way up to class But my teacher’s a dick so I’ll just slack, sleep‚ and let the time pass I promise I’ll try harder next period Now I made it to a class that I actually like But it’s kinda hard to pay attention when the mall goths in here Pick the same stupid fight about how MCR sold out after Bullets Lunch rolls around, time to break Michael out of the academy Cameron says he knows some easy eastsiders that’ll get my mind off of Tiffany Alright it, we’re skipping, let’s do it When it comes to school my best subjects were cutting class and chasing ass I’m just no good at following rules So we’ll just take the rest of the day off and see if this pays off On the other side of town Now it’s midnight and those eastsiders had common sense So we’ll just do hoodlum shit - steal lawn gnomes, play ding dong ditch; sounds like a good night to me Michael’s not cool enough to get invited to any private school parties Rich kids waiting for their turn to talk: Look what my parents bought me! There’s really not much to see I’d rather steal golf carts and go race around the lake Than get invited to another Eagle Scout ceremony anyday I mean seriously, how fucking boring can you be??? Let’s scope the block, and pick the locks Do donuts in the lot, and piss off some cops 'Cause there's not much else to do Unless it involves hoodlum shit or just kicking it Plus no one really thinks we’re cool So we’ll just spend the rest of the night out in Katy’s club house