Ain't got no hope, got no idea What to do or why I'm here Wanna get my face on your TV Wanna be heard, I want to be seen Ain't got nothing No, nothing Nothing to show Make me a c-lebrity I want to be, a face on TV Then you can see, I'm a c-lebrity I wanna get my features in magazines See this creature on every street, in every scene Write my life story before I'm twenty-one I gotta tell the world, they may say I'm dumb But I Ain't got nothing No, nothing Nothing to show Make me a c-lebrity I want to be, a face on TV Then you can see, I'm a c-lebrity I Wanna be a star in a Broadway musical They will love me, though I can't sing or dance at all They may say I'm lackadaisical And if I was real good, I'd stand no chance at all I want to be, a face on TV Then you can see, I'm a c-lebrity Then you can say, you knew me one day Then you will see, I'm a c-lebrity C-, C-lebrity C-, C-, c-lebrity C-, C-lebrity C-, C-, C-, C-lebrity I want to be heard I want to be seen on every TV screen