I’ve always been a pretty chill guy Walks, beer, sex, and parties Not such a normal life, but satisfying for those who enjoy it When I met her, I had two girlfriends but lived alone Both of them knew about each other And would take turns, since they didn’t want to meet Then, out of nowhere, a woman from the far end of the country Shows up, asking me to move in with her At first, it seemed like a good idea But over time, I had to swallow my own essence My house used to be clean And now, with her I feel like I'm taking care of a child at home! When you met me, I lived alone Had a clean house, two girlfriends And always beer in the fridge Look what you’ve done to me Look what you’ve done to me! That’s why I lived alone! I’d clean, and no one came to mess it up! Today, I long for the life I had before Lived alone, woke up whenever I wanted And had my girlfriends When you met me, I lived alone Had a clean house, two girlfriends And always beer in the fridge Look what you’ve done to me Look what you’ve done to me! She knows who I am and what I want But even so, I have to swallow my desires And see my privacy invaded So, are you satisfied? You’ve made me a guy frustrated with life Think it’s funny? Well, I don’t see the humor in it at all