You read about it in the paper You hear about it on the news The hero's in town You never know who called him And there's nothing you can do The hero's in town Flying overhead, and he's fixing things as new The hero's in town People worship on a daily basis Before dinner in the afternoon The hero's in town, yeah the hero's in town Sure come in handy, a hero in town He's offering candy to everyone Oh what a guy You better sleep with a gun The hero is in town So look up at the sky my friend Is it safe enough to go out there The hero's in town So should we trust or loathe him Should we break or take his hand The hero's in town He's leaning on his golden cane He gives away free hurricanes The hero's in town For god and money devil's fight Religion holds a beast inside The hero's in town Yeah The hero's in town Sure come in handy, a hero in town He's offering candy to everyone What good are heroes in this mixed up world Load us up another free, free world Free world Load us up another free, free world Free world Monkey see, monkey do Monkey wants so it comes straight through Small talk travels quicker than the truth can tie its shoes Sure come in handy, a hero in town He's offering candy to everyone Oh what a guy You better sleep with a gun 'Cause the hero is in for money He's in for money