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The green plastic watering can
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For a fake Chinese rubber plant
A D2
In a fake plastic earth
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That she bought from a rubber man
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In a town full of rubber plans
A D2
To get rid of itself
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It wears her out
A
It wears her out
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It wears her out
A
It wears her out
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She lives with a broken man
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A cracked polystyrene man
A D2
Who just crumbles and burns
A A4 D7M(9)/F#
He used to do sur - gery
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For girls in the eight - ies
A D2
But gravity always wins
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And it wears him out
A
It wears him out
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It wears him out
A
It we - e - ars
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She looks like the real thing
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She tastes like the real thing
A D2
My fake plastic love
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But I can't help the feeling
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I could blow through the cei - ling
A D2
If I just turn and run
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And it wears me out
A
It wears me out
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It wears me out
A
It wears me out
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And if I could be who you wanted
A
If I could be who you wanted
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All the time
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All the time
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