[Intro:] Dm D9 Eb/G Gm A4 A/G
(Dm D9 Eb/G Gm A4 A/G)
Drag him out the window
Dragging out your dead
Singing I miss you
Snakes and ladders
Flip the lid
Out pops the cracker
Smacks you in the head
Knifes you in the neck
Kicks you in the teeth
Steel toe caps
Takes all your credit cards
Step up get the gunge
Get up get the gunge
Get the eggs
Get the flan in the face
The flan in the face
The flan in the face
Dance you fucker
Dance you fucker
Don't you dare
Don't you dare
Don't you flan in the face
Take it with the love its given
Take it with a pinch of salt
Take it to the taxman
Let me back let me back
I promise to be good
Don't look in the mirror
At the face you don't recognize
Help me call the doctor
Put me inside
Put me inside
Put me inside
Put me inside
Put me inside
F#m
I keep the wolf from the door, but he calls me up
G
Calls me on the phone tells me all the ways that he's gonna mess me up
F#m
Steal all my children f I don't pay the ransom,
D7M G
But I'll never see him again if I squeal to the cops
Solo: Dm Dm/C Bb F/A A/G
Walking like a giant crane and
With my x ray eyes I strip you naked
In a tight little world and are you on the list?
Stepford wives who are we to complain?
Investments and dealers
Investments and dealers
Cold wives and mistresses
Cold wives and sunday papers
City boys in 1st class
Don't know we're born
Just know someone else is gonna come and clean it up
Born and raised for the job
Oh I wish you'd get up
Go over get up go over
And turn this tape off?
Fim: F#m G F#m D7M G
