G
All I want for Christmas is tequila in my stocking
Am7
Get them sleigh bells rocking
Am7
Grandma pop and locking
G
Bubba brought a new girl that nobody even knows
Am7
I think she shrunk her clothes
Am7
But that's just how it goes
[Pre-Chorus]
C Bm Am
Mrs. Claus is drinking White Claws on the roof
C Bm7 Am7
Uncle Santa brought a batch of hundred proof, shoot
[Chorus]
Dm G
I'm getting jingle bell drunk this Christmas
Am7
I don't give a jingle bell what, who is it? Listen
G
I've been naughty, I've been nice
G
Made my list and checked it twice
Am7
I got you so I got everything I want
[Post-Chorus]
G
I'm getting jingle bell drunk (Drunk) this Christmas
Am7
Jingle bell drunk (Drunk), who is it?
[Verse 2]
G
I'll admit that I'm a little mistletoe tipsy
Am7
Feeling all frisky
Am7
So, baby, come and kiss me
G
Maybe after presents, we can go and hit a backroad
Am7
Say we're headed to the MAPCO
Am7
'Cause we're out of tobacco
[Pre-Chorus]
C Bm Am
Mama won't believe a word I say
C Bm7 Am7
She'll just roll her eyes and say, "Sure, okay"
[Chorus]
Dm G
I'm getting jingle bell drunk this Christmas
Am7
I don't give a jingle bell what, who is it? Listen
G
I've been naughty, I've been nice
G
Made my list and checked it twice
Am7
I got you so I got everything I want
[Post-Chorus]
G
I'm getting jingle bell drunk (Drunk) this Christmas
Am7
Jingle bell drunk (Drunk), who is it?
[Pre-Chorus]
C Bm Am
Mrs. Claus is drinking White Claws on the roof
C Bm7 Am7
Uncle Santa polished off the hundred proof (And poof)
[Chorus]
Dm G
We're getting jingle bell drunk this Christmas
Am7
I don't give a jingle bell— who is it? Listen
G
I've been naughty, I've been nice
G
Made my list and checked it twice
Am7
I got you so I got everything I want
[Post-Chorus]
G
I'm getting jingle bell drunk (Drunk) this Christmas
Am7
Jingle bell drunk (Drunk), who is it?
G
Jingle bell drunk (Drunk) this Christmas
Am7
Jingle bell drunk (Drunk), who is it?
[Outro]
G
Jingle bells, jingle bells
G
Drinkin' all the way
