[ D  A  G  D ] x2                                                                               
                                                                                               
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You think we look pretty good together                                                         
You think my shoes are made of leather                                                         
                                                                                               
            E     D        E       D                                                           
But I'm a substitue for another guy                                                            
I look pretty tall but my heels are high                                                       
The simple things you see are all complicated                                                  
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I look pretty young but I'm just back-dated yeah                                                
                                                                                               
            D     A    G        D                                                              
   It's a substitute lies for fact                                                             
   I can see right through your plastic mad                                                    
   I look all white but my dad was black                                                       
   D       A             G               D                                                     
   My fine looking suit is really made of sack                                                 
                                                                                                
I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth                                                    
Northside of my town faces east and northside faces south                                      
                                                                                               
And now you dare look me in the eye                                                            
But crocodile tears are what you cry                                                           
It's a genuine problem you won't try to work it all out                                        
Just pass it by pass it by                                                                      
                                                                                               
   Substitute me for him                                                                       
   Substitute my coke for gin                                                                  
   Substitute you for my mum                                                                    
   At least I'll get my washing done                                                           
                                                                                               
[ D  G  D ] x2                                                                                 
                                                                                               
But I'm a substitue for another guy...                                                         
                                                                                               
[ D  A  G  D ] x2                                                                              
                                                                                               
I was born with a plastic spoon..                                                              
                                                                                               
   Substitute me for him...                                                                    
                                                                                               
   It's a substitute lies for fact...