Check out my new yo-yo I think it’s pretty sweet It only cost a dollar! My prices can’t be beat! I’ll trade you for a hall pass! I’ll be your gorgeous wife! I’ll help you kill our teacher With this giant, scary knife! See the blood! On the cart! It’s from us! We’re in juvenile jeopardy! We’re small! But we’re smart! Let’s unite! And we’ll start a little kindergarten coup! Here’s a vegan biscuit Cause I don’t deal with meat! I got it from my boyfriend Cause he is Oh-So Sweet! Peep this laser pointer! I know, it’s pretty sick! Hey! Give me that, ya tinker Or I’ll kill you with this stick! We’re too young And too spry! To be killed! We’re a teeny-bop battalion! We know We may die! But we still Gotta try a little kindergarten coup! Once a young student Was not very prudent With where he dropped his slop! So I went and grabbed him And brutally stabbed him With this here very mop! Well I give gold stars To kids who are My special little rats! Although if you make me Miss my break I’ll poison all you brats! This is Nugget’s nugget Possessed by Nugget’s friends It signifies our friendship And causes lives to end! I got this creepy paper Which I think might be a note Oh, I love a good love letter! Shall we read what Nugget wrote? (Nugget says no!) We’re all brats In a bind Cause our school Wants us for experiments! We know What we’ll find But we won’t Be resigned to being kindergarten tests To exploit! Now’s our time! We’re a infantile infantry We’re here To destroy This whole school So enjoy our little kindergarten coup!