Hey, another date Another shot to shut my mouth But guess what? Showed up fresh, cologne in excess Popcorn for two, tried to impress She smiled and said: You're kind of unique I thought: This is it Then my brain hit peak Started off chill, talked shows and meals Five minutes in, I was spilling all my feels It could've gone right, I had a chance If it weren't for the fact that I talked too much Told her 'bout my dog, told her 'bout my fear Said I dream a lot cause I sleep too clear Told her olives mess me up inside And yeah, I throw salt on snails with pride Got a second date, swore I'd do better Wrote a full script, rehearsed every letter But she just asked: So how was your day? And I replied with an essay straight away Talked 'bout my boss, the housing bubble My parents' fights, the global struggle It could've gone right, I had a shot If it weren't for the fact that I talked too much Brought up time theory, my wisdom teeth pain Said the rug looked odd, didn't match the frame Said I hate horoscopes, love the red Power Ranger But still, I came off even stranger For real Somebody mute me Cause once again I blew it Third time's the charm? Man, that's what I thought Took her out for coffee, not a single shot Sat down calm, with a smile polite But the devil on my tongue said: Talk all night Told her 'bout my lunch, the weird guy in line How I memorize license plates to pass the time And this time it was supposed to work out If it weren't for the fact that I talked too much About my ex, my next, my made-up fling Showed her my throwbacks every Thursday spring Spoke of my debts, even gave my ID And how I plan to retire at fifty I talked too much I talked too much Talked too much