Oh, good God in Heaven Almighty Heavens to Murgatroyd! We've got a cataclysmic situation developing Someone get down here now Come on, come on, baby, let me show you what I'm talking about You try to be a lady, but you're walking like a sauerkraut Looka, looka like-a, like-a like you wanna get some If you never tell a lie, then you never have to play dumb Dirty baby, time, you're gonna take some Pretty baby, love, you're gonna make some Little lady, hearts, you're gonna break some Kinda shady, tears, you're gonna fake some Dirty baby, gotta situation Pretty baby, open invitation Little lady, what a reputation Kinda shady, now you gonna make again I know you can straddle the atmosphere A tiny storm in your teacup, girl I know you can battle the masses dear A tiny storm in your teacup, girl Oh, no, oh, no, it's getting worse, worse by the minute We're down here at Divison and 5th street Someone send for back up right now Every other day you say you're gonna have to bury 'em Famous last words from the fuckin' Laserium Descendants had a record sayin' somethin' bout Milo You can take the A-train, but you're gonna have to lie low I know you can straddle the atmosphere A tiny storm in your teacup, girl I know you can battle the masses dear A tiny storm in your teacup, girl Dirty baby, time, you're gonna take some Pretty baby, love, you're gonna make some Little lady, hearts, you're gonna break some Kinda shady, tears, you're gonna fake some Dirty baby, gotta situation Pretty baby, open invitation Little lady, what a reputation Kinda shady, how you gonna make again I know you can straddle the atmosphere A tiny storm in your teacup, girl I know we may never get out of here A tiny storm in your teacup, girl