Scoot the burbs, scoot the burbs Yeah motherfucker, yeah eat a dick Scoot the burbs, scoot the burbs This fucking game, it makes me sick I dunno how I'll ever please you I don't know how to fucking please you So I just scoot the burbs, scoot the burbs If I could fly, I'd be a bird Scoot the burbs, scoot the burbs This game controls like a bag of turds I'm scooting 'til I'm fucking pregnant I'm scooting 'til the piss runs down my thigh So I just scoot the burbs (scoot the burbs) Scoot the burbs (scoot the burbs) Scoot the burbs (scoot the burbs) Scoot the burbs (scoot the burbs)