We get the truck loaded with some chicken and some sheep Ket Tacky's gonna buy himself new tires to his Jeep I say Pigs and pork and hay on forks that's our melody On the market we'll be very rich one day you'll see On the market I saw grandma' Ruth she offered me a pig Damned scary she was very ugly looking in her wig so I sure was in a hurry so I threw it in the truck Then she got very mad and I said: "Who gives a fuck". Chorus: Get the truck loaded we've a long way to go Get the truck rollin' away from Idaho Keep the wheels movin' all the way to Walnut Grove and I know and I know we're gonna see the money flow. Ken Tacky had discovered that the raisin show was fake He had bought the tires Bill had made of his gigantic snake he said: "Snakeskin tires!" They will match up perfect with my boots. Then Bill came running after him the big fat brute! Father Raskenstam he offered me a chicken with two heads I bought it as a present to my stupid uncle Fred but the noise he made was awful so I threw him in the truck Then he got very mad so I just kicked him in the back Chorus: