F C D C C D C G C D C A C F C
[Chorus]
F C D C
I cut off my hair and went to sleep
C D
You were there, in my dreams
C G
Nursing on a glass teat
C D C A
It was a party, you were sucking liquor
C F C F
On your jacket a VIP sticker
C D C C
It was a party, you were sucking liquor
D C G C
On your jacket a VIP sticker
D C A C F C
[Verse]
F C D C
I peed in my pants and ran down the street
C D
Towards Washington Square Park
C G
Where you had been beat up
C D C A
You were wearing rags, I was wearing pointe shoes
C F C F
I tried to lay next to you, but you hit the snooze
C D C D
The definition of
C D C G
A crazy person is
C D
Someone who does the same thing over
C A C F C F
And over again, while expecting new results
C D C C
I cut off my tongue
D C G C
You started to kiss me
D C A C
Blood trickled down
F C F C
Don't you ever miss me?
D C C D
Don't you ever miss me?
C G C D
Don't you ever miss me?
C A C F C
Don't you ever mince meat?
[Interlude]
F C D C C D C G C D C A C F C
[Verse]
F C D C
I called up my momma, but I couldn't be sweet, so
C D C G
I escaped through the window on a rope made of sheets
C D
Got bitten by a squirrel
C A
And stepped on a syringe
C F C F C D C
The view of Manhattan from GW Bridge
C D
You said, "Honey?"
C G
I said, "Baby?"
C D
You said, "Funny."
C A
I said, "Maybe."
C F
You says, "Hi Honey."
C F
I says "Hey Baby."
C D
You asked, "Was it funny?"
C C
And I say, "Well maybe."
D C G C D C A C F C
Maybe, maybe
[Interlude]
F C D C C D C G C D C A C F C
[Chorus]
F C D C
I cut off my hair and went to sleep
C D
You were there, in my dreams
C G
Nursing on a glass teat
F C D C
I cut off my hair and went to sleep
C D
You were there, in my dreams
C G
Nursing on a glass teat
C D C D
The definition of
C D C G
A crazy person is
C D C C
It was a party, you were sucking liquor
D C G C
On your jacket a VIP sticker
C D C C
It was a party, you were sucking liquor
D C G C
On your jacket a VIP, uh
D C G C
On your jacket a VIP, uh
D C G C
On your jacket a VIP, uh
D C G C
On your jacket a VIP
