People in the back ground talking: Care for another Martini? I could wet my whistle... Brandy Sir? Song: Bartender I really did it this time Broke my parole to have a good time When I got home it was 6 AM The door was locked so I kicked it in She was trippin' on the bills I think she was high on some pills She threw my shit out into the yard Then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard And in my drunken stupor I did what I should have never done and now I'm sittin' here, talking to you Drunk and on the run I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside Waitin' for my ride on the outside She broke my heart, in the trailer park So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car Crashed that piece of shit an' then stepped away And I know I'll probably get ten years So just give me beers till they get here Yea I know the sun is comin' up And y'all are probably gettin' ready for closin'up But im trying to drown my soul Im tired of this life on the dirt road Everything that I love is gone And I'm tired of hangin on Im sittin' at a bar on the inside Waitin' for my ride on the outside She stole my heart, in the trailer park So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car And crashed that piece of shit an' then stepped away Rap: Yes it was meant to be Romance is misery So much for memories And now I am headed to the penitentiary See me on TV The next cop series I am a danger I guess I should have did something about my anger But I never learn Real things I don't concern I pour kerosene on everything I love And watch it burn I know it's my fault But I wasn't happy it was over She threw a fit So I crashed that piece of shit over song: And now I'm goin' back again Back to the pen to see my friends When we all file off that county van They'll ask me where I've been I've been at a bar on the inside Waitin' for my ride on the outside She broke my heart, in the trailer park So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car I Crashed that piece of shit an' then stepped away Fades out: Laaa laaaa la laa la la laaaa laaa laaa la la la laaaa Heyyyyyyyy Laaa Laaa laaaa la laa la la laaaa laaa laaa la la la laaaa Hey you bastard Laaaa Laaa laaaa la laa la la laaaa laaa laaa la la la laaaa ………