Stranded out in the cosmos Just an ancient astronaut, floating through the galaxy, flying solo Voted Hottest Astronaut Alive By the people at People Magazine in Nineteen-Ninety mother fucking Five So, goodbye, my big blue shining star I'm gonna miss you a lot I'm your Teen Beat Cosmonaut Left here in an obsolete machine When NASA lost its funding from the Congress, they forgot about Little Old Steve And now there’s no fuel to get home But all these dirty little girls keep sending dirty little pictures and videos So, goodbye, my big blue shining star I'm gonna miss you a lot I'm your Teen Beat Cosmonaut So, goodbye, my big blue shining star I'm gonna miss you a lot I'm your Teen Beat Cosmonaut Godspeed