Everyone I looked up to Had a white moustache and tophat to match I might laugh if I had a chance Might laugh if I had a chance Everyone I looked up to Had a white moustache and tophat to match I might laugh if I had a chance Might laugh if I had a chance They had a two-step-strut They were a two-faced fraud If it wasn't for them... oh god It's just one of those days It's just one of those days This just came in This just came in It's hip to be square Role models don't exist No one told you, so it comes to this Role models don't exist, role models don't exist Role models don't exist No one told you, so it comes to this Role models don't exist, role models don't exist