G Em D D
[Verse 1]
G
Sick as a dog
Bm
Sick as a cat
C D
Sick as a corrupt diplomat
G
Sicker than beats
Bm
Sicker than Dre
C D
Sicker than finding an extra nugget on your lunch tray
[Chorus]
G
I need a chicken noodle soup bath
Em
A chicken noodle soup bath
D
Just do the math
D
Sick plus chicken soup
G
Equals a chicken noodle soup bath
[Verse 2]
G
Sick as a dog
Bm
Sick as a cat
C D
Sick as a Middle Ages rat
G
Sicker than you
Bm
Sicker than me
C D
Sicker than fruit from a salmonella tree
(Salmonella grows on trees)
[Chorus]
G
I need a chicken noodle soup bath
Em
A chicken noodle soup bath
D
Just do the math
D
Sick plus chicken soup
G
Equals a chicken noodle soup bath
[Solo]
(Play a mouth trumpet)
G Em D D
One more time
[Chorus]
G
I need a chicken noodle soup bath
Em
A chicken noodle soup bath
D
Just do the math
D
Sick plus chicken soup
G
Equals a chicken noodle soup bath
