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[Verse 1]
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On the first day of first grade
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We were both held in from recess
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'Cause we were both writing profanities on our desks
We wrote bleep
And blank
[Verse 2]
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Our punishment was coloring unicorns
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And that's when we became best friends
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But equally as important
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We never defaced public property again
[Chorus]
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So if you have a kid who's writing obscene graffiti
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Give him a picture of a Mythical Beast
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And he will cease to write profanity
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Don't write profanity
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Just color a Mythical Beast!
