Flush, flush, flush, flush Flush, flush, flush, flush Swirled 'round a bowl Shot through a hole Pushed through a pole Spun out of control Sprung from a sprout Spit out a spout That's what it's all about When you're flushed down and out Down in the underground, you've got to mind the goop You gotta grab a scoop and start piling up the poop (pile the poop) You gotta work from 9-to-5 and 5-to-9 again It keeps on coming down the pipe and it never seems to end When you're Swirled 'round a bowl Shot through a hole (oh) Pushed through a pole (ow) Spun out of control Sprung from a sprout Spit out a spout That's what it's all about When you're flushed down and out The clatter and clank goes from tank to tank And nothing ever seems to go back from whence it stank (it stank) Just like a subway station, but the only mode of transportation Comes in the form of flotation and it's no vacation Swirled 'round a bowl Shot through a hole Pushed through a pole Spun out of control Sprung from a sprout Spit out a spout That's what it's all about When you're flushed down and out Three little turds (turds, turds, turds) perched by your doorstep And my advice would be that you don't take one more step (watch out) Just before you got here when everything was the same You're just another number and number two is your name Flush, flush, flush, flush Flush, flush, flush, flush