[The Mother] I fear there's something’s wrong with you, son And it’s not just me, it is everyone We hear strange sounds when you lock your doors Since the kitchen Bluetooth speakers are still paired to yours! I've found your crusty socks and tissues It breaks my heart to know you've cried! Your mother respects your privacy But what on earth is this hen tie? [The Son] Why!? Oh, why!? Mom don’t look me in the eyes! For they have seen a hundred testicles and a thousand tentacli! My screen goes white! Make me decide between hentai and my last breath Well I'll choose death! Yeah, I'll choose Death! Mom!? Get out!!!