What's wrong with me? I'm kinda funny I'm not a dummy But I'm all alone Nobody sees me No one talks to me Unless they're laughing Laughing at me Except for her She was my true friend Dancing with me She was my girlfriend Somebody Please tell her for me Wanda, you're my only love You're so lucky You're family's normal Mom drives a big rig My daddy's gay No matter to her She was my true friend Dancing with me She was my girlfriend Somebody Please, tell her for me Wanda, you're my only love Until the day I threw you away Now I'm alone And I wish you were home