Frank
How d'you do, I
See you've met my
Faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down
Because when you knocked
He thought you were the candy man
Don't get strung out by the way I look
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania
Let me show you around
Maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual
That's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie

Brad
I'm glad we caught you at home
Could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry

Janet
Right

Brad
We'll just say where we are
Then go back to the car
We don't want to be any worry

Frank
Well you got with a flat, well, how 'bout that?
Well, babies, don't you panic
By the light of the night it'll all seem alright
I'll get you a satanic mechanic
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania
Why don't you stay for the night? (Night)
Or maybe a bite? (Bite)
I could show you my favourite obsession
I've been making a man
With blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my... ... Tension
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania
HIT IT, HIT IT!

I'm just a sweet transvestite. (Sweet transvestite)
Sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania

So - come up to the lab
And see what's on the slab
I see you shiver with antici - (3 seconds) - pation
But maybe the rain
Is really to blame
So I'll remove the cause. (chuckles)
But not the symptom