He's a... Gay factory, worker from the south, He'll take what you pee out of and put it in his mouth. He works all day with a great big smile and he carries a large lunch pail, and after work, its off to the bar, where he meets his boyfriend Dale. They love the songs, love to dance, (hey) sometimes without wearin' pants, (ho) come on boys lets take the chance, we'll all change our names to Lance. everybody... He's a gay factory, worker from the south, He'll take what you pee out of and put it in his mouth. (mumbles to the tune) (hawks loogie)