I just don't wanna wear short hair The thought of it makes me despair The punkers on my street prefer it short and neat I like the old ladies to stare Short hair is not for me 'Cause with it I can see There's no great mystery Just part of my j-o-b And with it I can't hide Like samson without pride So don't you try and make me wear Short hair I hope my long hair never goes I could be sixty ye-ars old I wear a ponytail if [mah restay] don't flail I want my hair to always grow Short hair is not for me 'Cause with it I can see There's no great mystery Just part of my j-o-b And with it I can't hide Like samson without pride So don't you try and make me wear Short hair Short hair is not for me 'Cause with it I can see There's no great mystery Just part of my j-o-b And with it I can't hide Like samson without pride So don't you try and make me wear Short hair