You've never seen what I could do. Like run a mile and jump hoops too And ruin everything for you Could make me smile if you want to Duckin' and divin' skippin' and skivin' Between the shit and the shovel, The ass lick and the grovel and God Oh what a Lord, makes me thankful for being bored! And everything you do To make me happy but you could Make me jump and spin Loops too And crack a smile in front of you Duckin' and divin' skippin' and skivin' Between the shit and the shovel, The ass lick and the grovel and God Oh what a Lord, makes me thankful for being bored! You know I hate it when you cry It makes me want to burn your eyes With a poker every time And chase my tail to make you smile. Duckin' and divin' skippin' and skivin' Between the shit and the shovel, The ass lick and the grovel and God Oh what a Lord, makes me thankful for being bored! Duckin' and divin' skippin' and skivin' Between the shit and the shovel, The ass lick and the grovel and God Oh what a Lord, makes me thankful for being bored!