Germany's a place where gayness lives Everyone in England's into kids Everyone you meet in Europe is stupid It's good shit Nobody respects the Frenches No one even knows what the Welsh is No one ever goes to Wales cause It sucks Can we just Finish finish all the fuckin Finnish off And take all of their fish with us I don't like then very much At least they're not the Swiss Swiss All so fuckin rich rich Go to war you bitch bitch Don't know much but I know this The Netheralnds GAYYY But not as much as Sweden is and Norway Who's not as gay as the Danes Luxembourg sounds like it is someone's name Who's verery GAYYY The men in Iceland are getting boned Every day Cause they love letting men come in their face They do every day Nothing is good about Belarus Everyone is Georgia's into dudes What's the best place to receive nudes? It's the EU Croatians are fuckin dumb The Asians took over Belgium No one knows about Kosovo Why they mad? I don't know Cyprus is shit And so is Monaco Why don't Montenegro Change their name it's so racist And the Polish are Gimps gimps Irish are all chimps chimps Austrians throw shrimps shrimps On the barbie I just know The Netherlands GAYYY But not as much as Holland is every day They do whatever is GAYYY Latvia's even gayer than is Ukraine Because Slovenia's GAYYY Or was it Slovakia Who really knows Bulgaria's GAYYY Bosnia and Herzegovina have AIDS So do Albains Portugal isn't into girls Everyone in Hungary is hungry for a set of balls Kazakhstan is full of gay Kazakhs Lichtenstein sounds like a Jewish guy That really loves COCKS And up in Turkey They're fuckin Armenia With the help of Greece Greece is gayer than the average Estoni And Italy is like Bulgaria But GAYER than the San Marines Azerbaijan finds GAY things really fun Moldova always bends over for the Maltanis But none of these are as gay as Vatican City GAYYY Czech Republic is GAYER than Lithuania Which is GAYER than Spain The moniker for Monaco is "We're GAYYY" Andorra is GAYYY Romania's GAY but Macedonia Is GAYER than they Fuckin Russia is GAYER than all those places It's full of apes