Christmas really freaks me out, it makes me feel alone I think that elves are creepy, I'm not a fan of snow Forgive me when I say that christmas is a bitch Chocolate makes my skin breakout I don't like decorations I'm sick of all these cheesy songs that play on every station I think it's all so whack, but people seem to disagree The kids wait up for santa claus, the man with overalls He eats their milk and cookies, must have high cholesterol But who am I to judge? This guy is not even real Cause mistletoe and candy canes, all of it's so freaking lame Sorry if I sound insane Christmas sweaters make me itch Decorations always glitch That's why christmas is a bitch There's people shopping at the mall for phones and big tv's Wasting all their money on lights and christmas trees Making corporations rich, that's why christmas is a bitch And every time I look around, I see a smiling face Is this a problem just with me or with the human race? All of these really annoying songs that people love to sing What can I possibly be missing from this christmas thing? Kids wait up for santa claus, a weird dude with overalls He eats their milk and cookies, this guy has gotta have high cholesterol But it makes people happy, it makes no sense to me It's a fat guy who breaks into your house, it's bullshit There's mistletoe and candy canes, I find all of this shit so lame I don't like playing cheerful games If only I could flip a switch It's a complicated sitch That's why christmas is a bitch These stupid sweaters make me itch Decorations always glitch That's why christmas is a bitch