Em C Em B
[Verse]
Em D
We docked Port at noon, south of Seattle
C B
I was chomping down on some glorious cattle
Em D
For tonight we were going on a casino crawl
C B
Gamble our treasure, pleasure for all
Em D
The first place we went, had an oderous stench
C B
A smelly old hobo, and an ugly old wench
Em D
I hoppped up to her, and winked in her direction
C B
She gazed her eyes down to my pirate erection
[Pre Chorus]
C Em
With that we made haste
D B
Into the night, what a sight
C Em
There's more to enjoy
D B
Now lets go, ahoy
[Chorus]
Em
Well we drunk, and we danced
D
With my good eye I glanced
A
A hotter wench
B
With my hook at full mast
Em
Such beauty, what a booty
D
I whipped out my flask
A
To have a drink
B
With my hook at full mast
[Break]
Em
[Verse]
Em D
So i ditched that old carp, and put on my hat
C B
I'm Captain Yarrface; I'm better than that
Em D
I stumbled up, to the new bird I spied
C B
I gave her the wink, worked last time I tried
Em D
To my surprise, she fell at me knees
C B
Pulled down my pants, and what did she see?
Em D
She wasn't impressed, she'd seen it before
C B
Though my rusty old cannon was standing full bore
[Pre Chorus]
C Em
I picked up my hat
D B
My pants and my gun, now lets run
C Em
There's more to enjoy
D B
Now lets go, ahoy
[Chorus]
Em
Well we drunk, and we danced
D
With my good eye I glanced
A
A hotter wench
B
With my hook at full mast
Em
Such beauty, what a booty
D
I whipped out my flask
A
To have a drink
B
With my hook at full mast
[Break]
Em D C B x2
C Em D B x4
[Verse 3]
Em C
Hold on a second
D Em C
Somebody's stolen my hat
Em C D
I'm gonna kill everyone in this fucking pub
A
Starting with you
[Instrumental]
Em C D
Em C
Em C D A
Em C D
Em C
Em C D A
Em x4
Em C D
Em C
Em C D A
Em C D
Em C
Em C D A
[Outro]
Em D C B x4
Em
