Lookie here Listen up I'm the one, oh [Alaska] Hey girls, my name is Alaska I got a tiny little question to ask ya Who's that bitch that's on the top? Oh wait that's me, hey Porkchop! You're born naked, the rest is drag But your face just needs a paper bag Gimme a challenge and I'll crush ya all Changing the game like my name's RuPaul Line 'em up, front to back I'll send them bitches home like a heart attack Mess with me and you wind up in a casket I'm Dorothy, you're Toto, get in the basket! I'll read you down, beneath the ground Could you hold my purse while I snatch the crown? Legacy, remember my name 'Cause you're gonna see me hanging in the hall of fame [RuPaul] Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya (Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya) Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya (Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya) You've been read I'm the one, one, one I'm-I'm the one, one, one (one) I'm the o-o-one, one, o-o-one I'm-I'm the one [Detox] Detox coming at you with the slow verse I'ma speed it up but had to shut it down first Killin' bitches so hard need a pink hearse I ain't sayin' I'm the best but I ain't the worst You see me shinin', I'm tryin' to take this prime time I see you whinin' and cryin', take that to Lifetime So epic that it's poetic I spit it on a dime On Reddit you look pathetic with that nursery rhyme You can't stand me? I don't blame you If Ru's number one, I'm number two You disagree? Well that's on you Eyes on the chalkboard, I'll spell it out for you D to the E to the T to the O to the, hold it, X Naomi Campbell-ing these hoes to the crown, next! [RuPaul] Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya (Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya) Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya (Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya) You've been read I'm the one, one, one I'm-I'm the one, one, one (one) I'm the o-o-one, one, o-o-one I'm-I'm the one [Katya] Yekaterina Petrovna Zamolodchikova But your dad just calls me Katya I'm the bright red scare with the long blond hair Always keep 'em coming back for more You're a basic ass hoe and it's your time to go So, bitch, let me show you the door! 'Cause it's me who's getting laid, and I'm always getting paid The only high-class Russian whore I'm a scorching hot mess in a skin tight dress That's a rash, not a herpes sore! Lenin in the streets, Dostoievski in the sheets Baby, are you ready for this Cold War? Katya Zamo Lodchikova [RuPaul] Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya (Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya) Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya (Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya) You've been read I'm the one, one, one I'm-I'm the one, one, one (one) I'm the o-o-one, one, o-o-one I'm the one [Roxxxy] I'm Roxxxy Andrews and I'm here to make it clear I know you love me baby, that's why you brought me here Was a bitch on season five, I'm gonna make it right Give me a sewing challenge and I'll give you what you like I'm full of tricks, baby, just like on Halloween A room full of monsters and it makes me wanna scream I have to get this right so you don't waste your time Not like my comedy, I'm killing on this rhyme I'm gonna show you what I can do You're going crazy and seeing too It's not my fault, you can't blame my game All these other hoes, but they're all the same [RuPaul] Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya (Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya) Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya (Wrote ya, told ya, now I, now I read ya) You've been read I'm the one, one, one I'm-I'm the one, one, one (one) I'm the o-o-one, one, o-o-one I'm-I'm the one Wrote ya, wrote ya, told ya, now I (Wrote ya, wrote ya, told ya, now I read ya, read ya)