Welcome to the show Are you ready to go? With your swords up high, and your guns down low Have you come for the action, come for the sport? There's a million ways to spill blood on the court It's a free-for-all, it's a dog-eat-dog Don't be surprised, if when you die, you're met with rigorous applause Wanna win? You got a chance All you got to do is dance Oh move your feet, and move 'em fast Who knows how long your limbs will last? Who is your king of the castle now? I am taking control of the board game Show me some strategy You're in a daze, I can't complain so Checkmate, move along! Do your muscles ache? You may need a break It's a common response for your hands to shake I know it's not easy, losing a match Especially when it's a girl kicking your ass Sit down and relax 'Cause I'm the teacher, you're the class Get your notebooks out, give that note a pass You know no-one's perfect, but I'm pretty close You should've seen your face, a right disgrace, when I came through the door Are you the queen or are you the pawn? Will you master the night, or wait for the dawn? Is it worth all the blood and the damage done? Would you die under the spotlight just to hear all the applause? Are you the queen or are you the pawn? Will you master the night, or wait for the dawn? Is it worth all the blood and the damage done? Would you die under the spotlight just to hear all the applause? Are you the queen or are you the pawn? Will you master the night, or wait for the dawn? Is it worth all the blood and the damage done? Would you die under the spotlight just to hear all the applause? Who is your king of the castle now? I am taking control of the board game Show me some strategy You're in a daze, I can't complain so Checkmate, move along! Move along, move along now!