C G
Don't swear on your mom
Dm
That it's the first drink that you've had in, like, a month
C G Dm
No, don't say it was just an isolated incident that happened once
C G
There's no need to pretend
Dm
I've never seen an ugly truth that I can't bend
C G
To something that looks better, I'm stupid, but I'm clever
Dm
Yeah, I can make a shit show look a whole lot like forever and ever
C G
You don't have to lie to girls
Dm
If they like you, they'll just lie to themselves
Fm
Like you, they'll just lie to themselves
C G
You don't have to lie to girls
Dm
If they like you, they'll just lie to themselves
Fm
Don't I know it better than anyone else?
C G
All of your best excuses, no, they don't stand a chance
Dm
Against all the chances I give you
Isn't ideal, but damn
C
You don't even have to try
G
Turn you into a good guy
Dm
You don't have to lift a finger
It's lucky for you I'm just like
C
My mother (and my sister)
G
All my (all my friends)
Dm
The girl out (—side the strip club)
Getting her tarot cards read
C
We love to read the cold, hard facts
G
And swear they're incorrect
Dm
We love to mistake butterflies for cardiac arrest
C G
You don't have to lie to girls
Dm
If they like you, they'll just lie to themselves
Fm
Like you, they'll just lie to themselves
C G
You don't have to lie to girls (don't have)
Dm
If they like you, they'll just lie to themselves
Fm
Don't I know it better than anyone else?
C
Girls will cry, and girls will lie
G Dm
And girls will do it till they die for you
They'll cry, and girls will lie
Fm
And do it till the day they die (for you)
C
Girls will cry, and girls will lie (ooh, ooh)
G Dm
And girls will lose their goddamn minds for you
They'll cry, and girls will lie
Fm
And do it till the day they die for you
[Final] C G Dm Fm
