Taking care of two pets is a hard task Taking care of yourself is a harder one Taking care of your sanity's putting [on] a mask And acting like you're having a lot of fun You got a lot on your plate And lasagna on your date Maybe you'll find a mate Or maybe it was always fate Arbuckle You're always insecure Arbuckle You're never gonna find a special one Arbuckle You're never gonna make it on that night Arbuckle Stuck with your cat and your dog, and that's alright Wake up Feed them Greet them Draw your silly cartoons Wake up Feed them Greet them Draw your silly cartoons Feed them Feed them Feed them Draw your silly cartoons Is this really what you want Arbuckle? You're always insecure Arbuckle You're never gonna find a special one Arbuckle You're never gonna make it on that night Arbuckle Stuck with your cat and your dog, and that's alright You've had your friends You had your foes But you're just a dude that no one knows You draw your comic books You make amends But to make ends meet you need to have no friends Is this really what you wanna do? Do you really want solitude? I can see you're going crazy Talking to your cat Arbuckle What's gotten into you? Arbuckle What's gotten into you? Your eyes are filled with love As you float on up above Like you smelt a delicious pie Made from your granny's recipe But she met you She's a veterinarian And she gets you She says your cat is fat and that's a fact But she met you She's a winner in your eyes And she gets you But does she love you? I don't know Arbuckle She likes your cat, not you Arbuckle She likes to do her job Arbuckle So don't sit on the couch and sob Don't sit on the couch and sob