Where does everybody go to let down their hair No one will care or mind Living life with someone else that they'd like to be Change their identity There's a hotel down on 7th street Nonselect and very indiscreet What goes on behind the doors at 7 o'clock You'd get a shock There's no names upon the register Only cash no checks no signatures There's no questions as concerning your circumstance Just pay in advance Why did mrs. Seltzer check in late Friday night Sneak down the flight to where What are all the happenings in room 24 Rugs by the door, what for It's a place you wouldn't recognize From the outside you can tell the lies Inside every room there is a story to tell In the hotel indiscreet