I'm on a treadmill trying to pull my shit together Get to a meditative state with a heart rate doing me in Think about everything The scorched ground in my wake Five miles to self-flagellate Rotating all my mistakes What the hell was I thinking? Shaun and Rosie are getting married I can't even tie my shoes Will I be alone forever? All these little feelings Feelings are keeping me from going on All these little feelings Feelings are keeping me from going on Jesus Christ, I'm piling on the pounds Spent a year on the cans and blowouts Emasculated by my reflection Please, God, give me a new complexion You don't look like you came out of a breakup You look like you've come out the spa Oh, a PlayStation, Nordics, nuggets, airstrikes The only thing that I've got now Shaun and Rosie are getting married I can't even tie my shoes Will I be alone forever? All these little feelings Feelings are keeping me from going on All these little feelings Feelings are keeping me from going on All these little feelings Feelings are keeping me from going on All these little feelings Feelings are keeping me from going on All these little feelings Feelings are keeping me from going on All these little feelings Feelings are keeping me from going on