I cut my hair off, I wore the tie Woke up at 7, came home at 5 For a while I traded whiskey for Miller Lite And I know your mama calls me polite, Mr. Right Oh, but that ain't right 'Cause I always gotta know What's behind the other door I'm never gonna be that straight-laced Sunday-mornin' man you were lookin' for Nobody's ever tied me down in a clapboard hosue With some kids and a bed of roses But you came the closest We never married 'cause I never asked I left the diamond under the glass Some day you'll be glad 'Cause you'll find somebody who shaves every day When your dad comes around, he'll know what to say I just ain't that way I just ain't that way 'Cause I always gotta know What's behind the other door I'm never gonna be that straight-laced Sunday-mornin' man you were lookin' for Nobody's ever tied me down in a clapboard hosue With some kids and a bed of roses But you came the closest Moving on is the only thing I know how to do If I could've stood still then I would've stood still with you But I always gotta know What's behind the other door I'm never gonna be that straight-laced Sunday-mornin' man you were lookin' for Nobody's ever tied me down in a clapboard hosue With some kids and a bed of roses But you came the closest