Gumshoe That kinda love that sneaks up on you I'm on the scene, I ain’t got a clue but I love you, gumshoe I'm your Sam Spade, Silent but deadly Focused and heady, Good luck getting away I wish I knew how to fit here but I'm more like a leap year Lucky for me I found the key, Living out a mystery You're my Nancy Drew, Nine lives in the afternoon On the ball, you got the scoop, A deck of aces up your sleeve The smartest cookie in the whole tin, Got me sitting here wondering How I ever closed a case before you came to stay Gumshoe That kinda love that sneaks up on you I'm on the scene, I ain’t got a clue but I love you, gumshoe I'm thinking of a second act route change Workin’ up a liquidation You and me up in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g Forget about gathering facts You’re the only tough nut I want to crack I’ll spend my whole life takin’ notes On you, my mystery Gumshoe That kinda love that sneaks up on you I'm on the scene, I ain’t got a clue but I love you, gumshoe