Danielle, wish you were born a boy Wish you were born a boy! So I could be your girldfriend I know, it's not possible now I just never met a boy I liked half as much as you And we could lay around the bed Stay there all day! Or at least until the afternoon And I could make you spaghetti with a tomato sauce And just a touch of oregano and parsley stem And then when you got sick I could take the day off work And we could watch soap operas Oh, those TV dramas! I could catch your cold and you could take care of me If I could've met you at school, or met you at work It would have changed everything Those years of losing, confusion and insecurity They would have been shared! They would have been easier! Sarah! Wish you were born a boy Wish you were born a boy! So I could've been your Beyoncé! I'm not saying you can't be all these things for me! But it's just not the same 'cause you're a girl And so am I