You laughed and said you'd leave me all alone Did you think I'd sit and cry and stay at home? Well, I'm gonna go get stoned and have some fun Where's the door? Look out floor, here I come I'm gonna have to tie one on tonight Sit 'em up, put 'em down till I feel right Then I won't miss you when they take me home Where's the door? Look out floor, here I come Where's the door? Look out floor, here I come I'll just drink till I can't think of what you've done I'll find another way to have my fun Where's the door? Look out floor, here I come I'll take in every honky tonk in town Every stop I make, I'll order up a round I'll drink till I forget that you are gone Where's the door? Look out floor, here I come Where's the door? Look out floor, here I come I'll just drink till I can't think of what you've done I'll find another way to have my fun Where's the door? Look out floor, here I come Where's the door? Look out floor, here I come