I only get my haircut once a year And they call me country If I done a day's work it ain't been around here And they call me country I just sit around with my old guitar I know someday I'm gonna be a star And they call me country Yeah they call me country And all I can play is Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! I got me a job in a little old band And they call me country They must have been hard up for a guitar man And they call me country People come to hear me from near and far I smile a lot and play a little guitar They call me country Yeah they call me country And I can play is Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! I went on TV on the Sullivan show And they call me country People love me so much they wouldn't let me go And they call me country I made one movie and this is true I won two Emmy's and an Oscar too And they call me country Yeah they call me country And all I can play is Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! I married a girl from my old home town And they call me country Got three of the cutest little kids around And they call me country I made a lot of money, had a lot of fame Never did find out my real name So they call me country Yeah they call me country And all I can play is Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! And sometimes before a mighty encore I'll play Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Do you believe I only had one lesson Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! You listen' Dwayne? Down down down down Down down down down