Young girl wants to be a big name In movies they must all be the same She won't need to sing or to act Just loose all of her body fat And isn't moronic Don't you think? It's insane That they loose so much weight It's young Nicole with no food on her plate It's a fat Lindsay barfing up a cake they think they're all cute, stick figures It's so hot, must be 98 For december that's not so great While north pole is turning to slush On my TV there's President Bush And isn't it moronic Don't you think? Incredibly moronic And yes I really do think He's a pain in the whole world ass He'd sell his mum for a gallon of gas How can it be that we voted him in? I just don't see how it figures A popstar went on TV Tells the whole world, kids sleep here with me A mother says to her son Neverland Ranch would be lots of fun And isn't she moronic Don't you think? Incredibly moronic And yes I really do think It's so lame what goes on in her head Do you think it's smart To loan him your kid He won't like them when they're bigger!