G
I'm afraid of heights, afraid of tryin'
D Em C
I'm afraid I might have been a little stupid to write this song
G
I'm afraid that during high winds
D Em
A stop sign will uproot and decapitate me
C
Or that I might thrive under Scientology
[Verse 2]
G
I'm afraid that after I die
D Em
Someone will have sex with my dead body
C
And be like, "Not worth it"
G D
I'm afraid I could raise a son who'd get radicalized on Reddit
Em C
Or that he'll "Back to the Future", and I'll think he's hot
G
I'm afraid that I'll accidentally
D Em C
Text a pic of my vagina to my dad
[Verse 3]
G
D
I might find out I have a bunch of half siblings
Em C
And they'll want to be in my life
[Verse 4]
G D
I'm afraid that if I got an awful disease, I wouldn't be brave
I'd just be a bitch and be mean
Em
Or if I needed еmergency heart surgеry
C
The doctor would go "Hello nipple hair"
G
Sometimes I'm afraid to hold a new baby
D
What if I lose control of my arms for a second?
Em C
And throw it at the ceiling fan or something like that
Cannnot trust my arms
[Bridge]
F C
And I'm afraid, that under every bus stop is a sinkhole of rats
G D Em D
And I'm afraid, they lie about expiration dates and my hummus is fungus
F C
And afraid that the second I leave town, I'll get a UTI
G D
Why can't they just sell those pills over the counter?
Em
I don't need a doctor
C
I know exactly what it is
[Verse 5]
G
Oh, back to my kid
D
I have more stuff about him
Em C
I only breastfed for four months, is he gonna be a bond trader?
G D
And I'm afraid that I'm lucky enough to be 80
I'll be one of those ladies
Em
who's entire scalp is visible
C
when the sun shines through her salmon colored hair
[Verse 6]
G
And I'm afraid that someone will find out
D Em
That I memorize all the words to Macklemore's "Thrift Shop"
C
Or that I bought seven seasons of The Mentalist
Em D G A
And of course, I'm afraid that somewhere deep inside of me
C Cm G D
Is a lost tampon
[Outro]
Em C
Where did you go? Where did you go?
G
I am afraid
