Hit it The bridesmaids wanted a celebration So we took a trip, bachelorette vacation 'Cause we know she needs one A break from Matthew Just kidding, Matt We're glad she has you We're out, the shots are flowing, yeah Guys on the dance floor grooving, yeah We say: No thanks, she's taken, yeah Sing it Now she's with a hot guy, but he looks gay Heard his name is Domingo Second location, maybe he's bi Still dancing with Domingo Third location, fully straight, fully touching Domingo I can't wait to be his wife She's pointing to Domingo So quick question, who's Domingo? Oh, just this random guy we met, I told you about him I'm positive you did not In the bathroom, we take her outside She says: Don't worry, we won't cross the line Think of your fiancé She says: Good reminder Hands me her ring Then we can't find her You took off your ring? Is this true? Well, I just didn't want to lose it in the hot tub What hot tub? Now we're back in the house, in the hot tub She's there with Domingo Ask us to leave, get a hotel She's vibing with Domingo You asked them to leave and get a hotel? Shh you're missing it At the Marriott, googling Domingo Just to make sure he's not psycho But he's actually a doctor and randomly a model And he volunteers with weird sick animals Is the point of this song just that Kelsey cheated on me all weekend? No, the point is, it's Espresso You're not even listening to the lyrics That's all I'm listening to The next day, she said: Nothing happened They talked all night about you, Matthew Then at brunch, she just starts crying We ask her: Why? She says: I'm just so tired We say: Take a nap She says: I'm not that kind of tired Okay, I need answers now about you And whoever this Domingo guy is And not for nothing, but the rhyme scheme has gone completely out the window Okay look, I'm sorry I met someone I connected with But Domingo is in the past Kelsey, I'm here See now, if this is Domingo, I'm gonna be pissed Hey Matt, came all this way Had to explain, direct from Domingo Kelsey's a friend, she's like my sis But we did hook up though What? Why would you guys tell me this through song? I hope we can still be friends