You can eat my drugs if you want to You can eat my drugs if you say please You can eat my drugs if you wanna Better eat my drugs on your knees You can drink my beer if you ask me You can drink my beer if you beg You can drink my beer if you want to You can drink my beer till you're dead and bloated I'm the mothership of alcohol Floating in the sea of the forgotten Don't remember writing on the wall Johnny's gonna drink it it's all gone And he's gonna drink his liver dry Don't forget to eat your fucking wontons Or we'll spank you till your liver start to cry You can be my friend if you want to You can be a friend, a friend of mine You can be my friend, be my friend now If you'll be my friend I'll bee fine You can be as small as boiled peanuts You can be as large as lemon trees You can be less harmful than you are now You can be more killer than a killer bee I'm the mothership of alcohol Floating in the sea of the forgotten Don't remember writing on the wall