[Intro] E C#m (4x) [Verse 1] E C#m It's crowded and we're bored E C#m The chamber maid, she snores B A The drummer's gone to tune up all her toms B A I laid my head down and now my wallet is gone [Chorus 1] E Hooplas involving circus tricks B At addresses way out in the sticks A The pixies in tight green little skirts E say it's so much better now that is hurts E The tides that pull you down in the river B She touched my knee and that made me quiver A Winks with her eye, 3.14 (pi) E Is there anyone who knows the whole thing? [Break 1] E C#m (2x) B A (2x) [Verse 2] E C#m It's loaded with references E C#m when the mime speaks about the biz B A We asked him for a glass that might be clean B A But he's too busy posing for fashion 'zines [Chorus 2] E Hooplas involving circus tricks B At addresses way out in the sticks A The pixies in tight green little skirts E say it's so much better now that is hurts E The tides that pull you down in the river B She touched my knee and that made me quiver A Winks with her eye, 3.14 (pi) E Is there anyone who knows the whole thing? [Break 2] C#m B A C#m B A A [Chorus 3&4] E Hooplas involving circus tricks B At addresses way out in the sticks A The pixies in tight green little skirts E say it's so much better now that is hurts E The tides that pull you down in the river B She touched my knee and that made me quiver A Winks with her eye, 3.14 (pi) E Is there anyone, is there anyone? E Hooplas involving circus tricks B At addresses way out in the sticks A The pixies in tight green little skirts E say it's so much better now that is hurts E The tides that pull you down in the river B She touched my knee and that made me quiver A Winks with her eye, 3.14 (pi) E Is there anyone who knows the whole thing?