When I go to bed I like to watch TV The horror channel, I like to see I fall asleep before they reach their doom And the monsters stay alive inside my room Creepy crawlies crawling 'round my creepy house Dance 'round my bedroom when we are a sleepy house Ghouls and ghosts and the walking dead Dancing circles around my bed Incubus succubus, aliens too Headless horseman, the wandering Jew Werewolf creatures howling at the Moon Three witches to curse my mummy's tomb At daylight under the bed they creep There's a coffin in the bathroom where Dracula sleeps We've built a stagnant pond in the dining room To accommodate the creature from the black lagoon Creepy crawlies crawling 'round my creepy house Dance 'round my bedroom when we are a sleepy house Ghouls and ghosts and the walking dead Dancing circles around my bed Incubus succubus, aliens too Headless horseman, the wandering Jew Werewolf creatures howling at the Moon Three witches to curse my mummy's tomb The bible bashers came to town And knocked upon our door A giant triffid ate their child They don't come here no more In the living room we've built a little ball Where we drink fresh blood and strum guitars The zombies give music and singing lessons Frankenstein's monster gives tap dancing lessons Creepy crawlies crawling 'round my creepy house Dance 'round my bedroom when we are a sleepy house Ghouls and ghosts and the walking dead Dancing circles around my bed Incubus succubus, aliens too Headless horseman, the wandering Jew Werewolf creatures howling at the Moon Three witches to curse my mummy's tomb Creepy crawlies crawling 'round my creepy house Dance 'round my bedroom when we are a sleepy house Ghouls and ghosts and the walking dead Dancing circles around my bed Incubus succubus, aliens too Headless horseman, the wandering Jew Werewolf creatures howling at the Moon Three witches to curse my mummy's tomb