F G D G
[Verse 1]
D G F
And by bitch, I mean this rain
G D G F
No cabs, nowhere
G D
So I had to put on the wigs and the heels
G
And the lashes and the eairh
F G D G
And take the train to the club
F G D
And you know the MTA
G F G D G
Should stand for "Motherfuckers Touching my Ass".
F G
So then I get to the club
D G F
Looking like a drowned, harassed rat
G D G
And I'm greeted, not by Miss Rose at the door
F G D
But our friend, Johnny Five-Oh
G F G D
Yes honey, the NYPD shut down the party
G F
So no fee for me
G F
I don't even know what's the tea.
F G
So I hope you're up girl
D G F G
'Cause we are all coming over
D G
Lock the doors, lower the blinds
F G
Fire up the smoke machine
D G
And put on your heels
F G D G
'Cause I know exactly what we need.
[Chorus]
F
Let's have a kiki
G
I wanna have a kiki
F G
Lock the doors tight
F
Let's have kiki
G
(Motherfucker)
F G
I'm gonna let you have it
F
Let's have a kiki
G
I wanna have a kiki
F G
Dive, turn, work
F
Let's have a kiki
G
We're gonna serve
F G
And work and turn and h-h-honey.
[Interlude]
F G F G x4
[Verse 2]
F G
A kiki is a party
F G
For calming all your nerves
F G
We're spilling tea and dishing
F G
Just desserts one may deserve
F G
And though the sun is rising
F G
Few may choose to leave
F
So shade that lid
G
And we'll all bid
F G
Adieu to your ennui
[Chorus]
F
Let's have a kiki
G
I wanna have a kiki
F G
Lock the doors tight
F
Let's have kiki
G
(Motherfucker)
F G
I'm gonna let you have it
F
Let's have a kiki
G
I wanna have a kiki
F G
Dive, turn, work
F
Let's have a kiki
G
We're gonna serve
F G
And work and turn and h-h-honey.
[Interlude]
F G F G x4
[Bridge]
N.C
Oh what a wonderful kiki
F G
This kiki is marvelous
F G
(Work it, girl)
F G
Ewww, you know girl we were
F G
Sitting back here just having our own kiki
F G F G
Kiki, so so, oui oui, non non
F G F G
Kiki, so so, oui oui, non non
F G F G
Kiki, so so, oui oui, non non
F G F G
Kiki, so so, oui oui, non non
[Chorus]
F
Let's have a kiki
G
I wanna have a kiki
F G
Lock the doors tight
F
Let's have kiki
G
(Motherfucker)
F G
I'm gonna let you have it
F
Let's have a kiki
G
I wanna have a kiki
F G
Dive, turn, work
F
Let's have a kiki
G
We're gonna serve
F G
And work and turn and h-h-honey.
[Chorus]
F
Let's have a kiki
G
I wanna have a kiki
F G
Lock the doors tight
F
Let's have kiki
G
(Motherfucker)
F G
I'm gonna let you have it
F
Let's have a kiki
G
I wanna have a kiki
F G
Dive, turn, work
F
Let's have a kiki
G
We're gonna serve
F G
And work and turn and h-h-honey.
