Oh i wish i had a boyfriend I wish i had a loving man in my life I wish i had a father And maybe then i woulda turned out right But now im just crazy im totally mad Yeah im just crazy im fu@#ed in the head And maybe if i really tried with all of my heart Then i could make a brand new start in love with you Oh i wish i had a sun tan I wish i had a pizza and a bottle of wine I wish i had a beach house Then we could make a big fire every night Instead im just crazy im Totally mad Yeah im just crazy im f@#ked in the head And maybe if i really tried with all of my heart Then i could make a brand new start in love with you