Ladies and gentlemen, most people record songs about love Heartbreak, loneliness, being broke, nobody's actually went out and Recorded a song about real pain, the band and I have just returned From the general hospital where we caught a man in the right position We name this song: Constipation Blues Umm-ummmh, aeoh Umm-uoomh Ooh! Oh! Uh uh Aaah Uoh, aah Let it go! Let it go! Let it go! Let it go! I don't believe I can take much more Let it go Aah Got a pain down inside Won't be denied Yeah, every time I try I can't be satisfied Let it go! Woah, ummh Let it, let it go! Oh! Waoh! This pain down inside Just won't let me be satisfied Let it go! Splash! Spshhh! Feel, ah, I-I feel alright Yes ah, I'm beginning to feel alright Splash! Shpsh! Yeah I tell ya, everything's gonna be alright Splash! Flush Phew Phew Phew Feel alright